What IS a Parent?

First, let’s learn about what a Parent is!

Parents

• Tall (At least, taller than you. Generally speaking.)

• Old

• Dislike it when you use repetitious, persuasive tones

• Like to provide you with food, shelter, clothes

• Make sure you eat stuff not made purely of sugar

• Remind you from time to time to exercise a touch of caution

• Use annoying language such as, Share, No, Gentle, No, Clean, No, etc.

• Constantly embarrass you in public by squealing and pointing out trucks, animals, planes, etc.